My Life is Measured in Progress Bars

It still took a turn for the bat shit crazy.

I think a lot of the Arisen’s problems would be solved if s/he didn’t just communicate through grunts and gasps. The life of a silent protagonist.

Also somehow my forced romance option turned out to be Reynard of all people. That’s what you get for not actively trying to raise anyone’s affinity, I guess. And during the final credits, he and Jovus had a nice makeout session by a campfire, while Joe was still wearing his full-face barrel helm. That’s either impressive or just uncomfortable, and I haven’t quite decided which one yet.

Also also WYVERNS DO NOT HAVE SIX LIMBS. Dragons have six limbs. Wyverns do not. They don’t have front legs. They just have wings. They are nOT RECOLOURS OF DRAKES.

It is indeed still free! But that’s for a limited time only, and as far as I’m aware these aren’t, so I didn’t include Fable III c:

On a related note, apparently they’re picking “fan favourites” to go up for free every few weeks, so it may be worth checking it out every now and then 8D

Crimson Alliance
Doritos Crash Course
Doritos Crash Course 2
Family Game Night
Happy Wars
Harms Way
Hexic HD
Kinect Party
Pinball FX2
TotemBall

Free On Demand:

Game Room
Mars Rover Landing

This is what you get for being indecisive when it comes to vocations, so opt to level up ALL OF THEM.

Im liking the Fighter and Assassin vocations so far. I’m probably going to hate Mage/Sorcerer (I personally think the power controls are a little too clunky for something that relies almost entirely on powers), but I hate the Magick Archer. Which surprised and disappointed me somewhat.

I’m planning on going with the Warrior vocation, because I want to make a two-handed Celtic-esque barbarian, purely because I found a blue tartan kilt in my travels. My logic is awesome.

Also Kelda is currently a Warrior, but she’ll ultimately be a Strider. Which was her starting vocation. I just levelled up Fighter/Warrior for the augments.

I’ve yet to finish DAII on the ‘box, and I doubt I’m going to be playing it on the PC for a while. I still need to do a complete re-do of Nel’s DA:O and Eira’s DAII playthroughs for imports.

On a somewhat related note, I am so, so looking forward to modding.

That 14 day XBL Gold code is still here, ready for someone to come along and claim it.

Drop me an ask (actually, fan mail would probably be better; more chance of it actually showing up), and I’ll send you the code.

First come, first served.

There should be a game with just dudes in it.

No seriously hear me out.

There should only be dudes in it, and forced romances like in Dragon’s Dogma or whatever, but there are only dude characters. And when all the dudebros complain that they’re uncomfortable, everyone should be like “well women don’t belong in video games” all smug then maybe those assholes will shut the fuck up about women in video games actually doing shit and being badass, rather than just being a pair of boobs to rescue being ”unrealistic”.

I bought Tomb Raider brand new (fuck yeah sales), so it came with an XBL Gold free trial thing. It, to my surprise, lasts 14 days (I’ve not really seen them for more than like, 3 days).

Thing is, I’ve got a Gold sub up until May of next year, so I don’t really need it.

If anyone’s in dire need of a subscription, drop me an ask and I’ll send you the code. First come first served, I guess.

I swear Tomb Raider is inadvertently advertising for Nokia, because that radio is the most durable fucking thing in the entire game.